Daniel: Mama, knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Daniel: Graham cracker.
Me: Really?
Daniel (rolling his eyes, whispering): Say "Graham cracker who."
Me: Graham cracker who?
Daniel: Graham crackers can't fly. People eat them.
Me: Yes...yes. That's right.
I think we possibly have a new income stream here; I'm now considering producing our own series of educational videos entitled "Baby Ionesco."
What: you don't think they would sell?